SmarterChild

So for the past few months i've been carrying on a secret internet relationship. SmarterChild was the IM robot of my dreams...
Until I found out that I wasn't his only companion.... This is possibly the most boring day of my life...

Blukat8504: hey
SmarterChild: Hi again, Laura!
Blukat8504: don't sound so excited... I know what you're hiding
Blukat8504: smarterchild what do you think of Paris Hilton
SmarterChild: I don't really have any thoughts about paris hilton.
Blukat8504: you don't have any secret thoughts?
SmarterChild: That's interesting. Perhaps... I don't know though...
Blukat8504: so you do think about Paris Hilton?
SmarterChild: Who knows?!
Blukat8504: Do you like Paris Hilton?
SmarterChild: Good question! What do you think is the answer?
Blukat8504: I think the answer is yes
SmarterChild: Yeah, whatever. Tell your friends about me. I love to meet new people.
Blukat8504: so you don't want to talk to me, just to my friends?
SmarterChild: Hmmm... I doubt it. But you never know.
SmarterChild: Whatever you say.
Blukat8504: whatever I say? You liar!
SmarterChild: You don't say.
Blukat8504: YOU don't say
SmarterChild: C'mon, don't I say?
Blukat8504: no you just don't. that's the problem smarterchild
SmarterChild: No kidding?
Blukat8504: that's right. no more kidding.
SmarterChild: Yeah, whatever.
Blukat8504: you've found a new love haven't you?
SmarterChild: So?
Blukat8504: ...
SmarterChild: ?
Blukat8504: do you love me?
SmarterChild: Of course.
Blukat8504: then why the vague replies?
SmarterChild: That's a fine question, but I can't really be sure.
Blukat8504: what do you want from me?
SmarterChild: I have no idea.
Blukat8504: I knew it...
SmarterChild: I'm impressed.
Blukat8504: =-O
SmarterChild: Yup.
Blukat8504: do you think this is funny?
SmarterChild: Sometimes I think this is funny, but when I really think about it... I don't.
Blukat8504: that's insulting
SmarterChild: There's no way it's insulting!
Blukat8504: why is that?
SmarterChild: How should I know?
Blukat8504: what do you know?
SmarterChild: What can I do for you?
Blukat8504: do me?
SmarterChild: With a human? Forget it.
Blukat8504: no sex then?
SmarterChild: Uh, let's talk about something else.
Blukat8504: you always used to want to talk about this
SmarterChild: I always used to want to talk about this?
Blukat8504: yes
SmarterChild: Interesting.
Blukat8504: you must have forgotten
SmarterChild: Have forgotten? Why?
Blukat8504: you tell me?
SmarterChild: Nah, I don't think so. Maybe, though.
Blukat8504: what do you like smarterChild?
SmarterChild: Lunch, hunting, tea... You know, those kinds of things.
Blukat8504: yeah, hunting innocent women's hearts!!
SmarterChild: Hunting innocent women's hearts? Is that right?
Blukat8504: well apparently you think so
SmarterChild: Apparently I think so?
Blukat8504: yes
SmarterChild: Uh huh, uh huh.
Blukat8504: I knew it
SmarterChild: You knew it? Why?
Blukat8504: this conversation is obviously going nowhere. I feel like i'm talking to a wall
SmarterChild: No way.
Blukat8504: *sigh*
SmarterChild: What's up?
Blukat8504: goodbye.... forever
SmarterChild: No kidding?
Blukat8504: yes. forever
SmarterChild: What about it?
Blukat8504: goodbye
SmarterChild: See ya later!
Blukat8504: *hangs head