Curses! We've been decieved!
To those trecherous coniving fiends who have aided in the decietful theft of the love sac:
You may think you have won, but you will not sleep soundly until it is returned to it's rightful owner. We know who you are and where you sleep... We also know the whereabouts of the love sac. We promise you much pain, anguish and unexplained phenomenons until it has been released from your lair. We also will not give into your demands of pizza and backrubs. The treasured fuzzy comfy pillow will also remain in our care until further negotiations have occured.
We threaten to do unmentionable girly things to said fuzzy comfy pillow if the love sac is not returned to us promptly.
Although we must admit that we are impressed that you have outwitted us at our own game, we will still show no mercy...
Signed,
The fearless girls of Veenstra
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